 | Programming
is the art form that fights back. |
| Profanity is
the one language all programmers understand. |
| Sleep is for
people that can't program. |
| Real
Programmers think they know the answers to your problems, and
will happily tell them to you rather than answer your
questions. |
| ... Every
morning is the dawn of a new error ... |
| If you
choose a design tool any idiot can use, why does it come as
such a surprise to find that your system was designed by an
idiot. |
| I started
programming because someone told me it was a good way to meet
girls. |
| Managing
programmers is like herding cats. |
|
Girls Guide to Geek Guys. WOW! I almost put this on some
serious page. It is absolutely 100 percent correct. I find it
difficult to believe a woman wrote this, but glad one did.
Follow the advice in this column and you will be set. |
|
Boys Guide to Geek Girls. This has to be fate. I was
looking for entries to add to my site while it was uploading
and BAM! I happened across this web page. Anyway, it is very
good and has some actual useful tips in it. |
